Melania, 2026 – ½
I wish I could tell you what was happening during this film. But man there was a gang of like 25 red hats. Just sucking each other off and it was so loud!
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I wish I could tell you what was happening during this film. But man there was a gang of like 25 red hats. Just sucking each other off and it was so loud!
Is this anti-divorce propaganda? This was rough! I am NOT a child of divorce, but I can just imagine the visceral reaction I would have had to these situations unfolding in front of me.
It’s weird length just rough ending makes me feel like it isn’t even a movie.
Sometimes, it is A-OK to turn your brain off and enjoy some ultra-violence!
Minimalism at its coolest and most awkward. Jarmusch delivers a slice-of-life road movie that drifts through moments of dry humor and quiet longing. Eva is easily the heart of this film—so likeable and earnest that you can’t help but root for her.
Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.
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In Late Night with the Devil, directors Cameron and Colin Cairnes deliver more than just a clever genre twist. They conjure a richly symbolic, savagely sharp critique of ambition, media, and the corrosive cost of success.
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Who the hell am I supposed to root for in this? The AI robot that murders someone? Or the absolutely dogshit human beings that make up the rest of the cast? Everyone is either a manipulative asshole, a complete coward, or just straight-up unbearable.
This movie is like if a Looney Tunes cartoon collided with a demolition derby and someone yelled “ACTION!” halfway through.
The slapstick is gloriously dumb in all the right ways. Phones get karate-chopped, cars go airborne, Jackie crashes through the most glass I’ve ever seen.
I’ll admit it upfront: I used to hate Westerns. Growing up, my dad always had them on, especially John Wayne flicks. And as a stubborn kid, that was enough for me to write off the whole genre. But I was wrong.
So Fargo has always been one of those movies that’s been on my list forever. My mom is a big fan and always brings up the wood chipper scene like it’s the peak of cinema, which, honestly, now that I’ve seen it, she might be right.
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