Melania, 2026 – ½
I wish I could tell you what was happening during this film. But man there was a gang of like 25 red hats. Just sucking each other off and it was so loud!
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The Phonecian Scheme: Review
Myself, I feel very safe.
You know what you’re getting into when you dive into a Wes Anderson film. There’s his quirky style (usually varying degrees of Pastels) that feels very vintage, but also modern. You’re going to get a camera on a tripod that will swivel just so onto actors as they deliver witty, clever monologues.…
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Child of Divorce, 1946 – ★★★
Is this anti-divorce propaganda? This was rough! I am NOT a child of divorce, but I can just imagine the visceral reaction I would have had to these situations unfolding in front of me.
It’s weird length just rough ending makes me feel like it isn’t even a movie.
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Boy Kills World, 2023 – ★★★½
Sometimes, it is A-OK to turn your brain off and enjoy some ultra-violence!
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Stranger Than Paradise, 1984 – ★★★½
Minimalism at its coolest and most awkward. Jarmusch delivers a slice-of-life road movie that drifts through moments of dry humor and quiet longing. Eva is easily the heart of this film—so likeable and earnest that you can’t help but root for her.
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Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning Review
Please just let it be over
Mission Impossible–there are eight of these films in the ether now.
That’s a lot of impossible missions. The latest one is what was supposed to be Dead Reckoning: Part Two, which was supposed to have been shot back to back with Part One, and I think all of that fell apart once some of the numbers started to come in for Part One.…
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Late Night with the Devil, 2023 – ★★★★ (contains spoilers)
This review may contain spoilers.
In Late Night with the Devil, directors Cameron and Colin Cairnes deliver more than just a clever genre twist. They conjure a richly symbolic, savagely sharp critique of ambition, media, and the corrosive cost of success.
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Andor Season 2 – Episode 7 – 12
…Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, I’m damned for what I do.
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Companion, 2025 – ★★½ (contains spoilers)
This review may contain spoilers.
Who the hell am I supposed to root for in this? The AI robot that murders someone? Or the absolutely dogshit human beings that make up the rest of the cast? Everyone is either a manipulative asshole, a complete coward, or just straight-up unbearable.
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